Bio

Welcome Weary Wander Of The Web…

…I thought to continue my alliterative aspirations although the alarming aspects of this abnormal aspect of the approved form of address, aka English, advocated absconding with my arrogance until the absurdity of attacking such an aspiration of alphabetic aggregation appeared in all its alarming assertiveness and advised against the ambition… what you want more? I suppose the point of an introductory post is in fact to introduce the blogger. The name is Zackery T. Keys (that’s Tyler mind you not the presidential “Taylor”). As I child I spent most of my time reading copious amounts of fiction and geeking out over little pieces of plastic that beeped at me and… well, not that much has changed. I went to college only discovered the joy of sleep deprivation (and Red Bull) and find a teacher who made me want to write and finally told me where the heck you’re supposed to put the semicolon. I still spend more time than I should looking at shiny new gadgets (with all the required lusting, outpouring of monetary denominations and eventual bittersweet view of the purchase that follows) but trying to survive without resorting to begging on the street with a fake eye patch in tattered veterans fatigues tends to subtract from the guilt free time I can devote to it.

So here I am a freshly minted pseudo-adult with a flair for the dramatic and a sarcastically irreverent view of life that’s got him in trouble more than once released on the unsuspecting innocents of the general population… If you listen closely you can hear the earth weeping at the thought…